I'm going to tell you a secret. I only started a new post because the other one was getting really long and I knew no one would read it all. You still might not, but this makes it appear slightly more approachable. I also know this is not actually a secret because the post will state the same date, but I'm trying here...
On Friday I took a rather impromptu journey to Wilmington, Delaware (random...) to see AARON in the National Tour of A Chorus Line!! This was one of the greatest ideas he has ever had, but more about that in a minute.
We must first discuss the bus I had to take. I was of course super nervous about where to meet this bus. I mean, I was convinced I was going to miss it. So Aaron, being the great friend that he is, tried to calm me down by gathering as much info about this particular bus that he could. So, he told me I was looking for a sign with the address on it on the side entrance to Macys, that there would not be many buses, and that I should just ask. But most importantly, I should look for a WHITE bus. White bus. White bus. White bus. I totally had it in my mind. So, the time comes. I had found the posted placard and was waiting directly beneath it, pacing nervously, and trying not to look too touristy. All of a sudden, a bright pink bus with rainbow tiger striping rolls up and all these people begin to board. I was thrown. I mean, I was committed to white bus. But I thought I should ask, just in case. It was my bus, so said the very intense asian woman loading luggage. I laughed pretty hard. But in the end, I was glad - it was really more my style anyway.
I made it to Delaware pretty easily, and my extravagent bus dropped me off on a sketchy corner where I waited for Aaron. He walked past me on accident one time, but when he came back and finally found me, it was magical. (I even got to re-visit the glory later when I realized Aaron had pocket-dialed me at the exact moment we found each other and the voicemail had recorded our giddy squeals.) I was so happy to be with him again!! And I felt very fortunate to meet these people he had spending his days with and be a part of this experience with him - how exciting!
I realize I am biased, but Wrong Arms Roy was so magnificent in the show - a true standout!! I'm not kidding. He gave a memorable performance and made his moments on stage count. Everyone should be proud of our friend! The little old ladies next to me were so very impressed that I knew him and, for that afternoon, they let me live vicariously through his fame. (See his blog for photos - the Wilmington Theatre was incredible.) I forgot to tell him this, but my favorite part of the show, (Wrong Arms Roy), was when they held hands in the blackout as they walked onto the stage to hold their placement. It was so cute and clever.
Not only did I get to see one of my best friends' do his thing, but I love the content of the show. It seemed especially poignant and motivational to me at this stage of my life, as well as reviving some pretty priceless memories of Chorus Line BHP style. This was after all when I met my Harrison, and it is impossible to forget us crammed in that tight little sauna of a rehearsal room, with Harrison trying to figure out the ridiculous vamps and singing about gonorrhea. (sp?). No wonder I fell in love.
Enough flashback though...Aaron and I had a fantastic weekend of chit-chat, Rupaul, PB sandwiches, looking up auditions (ha!), deep conversation (haha), and late night leg wars. I have missed him - even more than I realized before. And I cannot wait to spend more time with him when he gets back here!
We saw Mariann too! As usual, she was full of kind words and hilarious stories for us. Just what we always need. We were happy to find out the "I am a stone" picture is proudly displayed in her new office! That makes me happy...even if I look more like a turtle than a stone.
Then came my time to depart, which was only ok because I was comforted by the fact that I shall see my shady friend again real soon. Sadly, my bus was a less fabulous experience this time. It WAS white and I had to share a seat with a stranger. I'm sure she was a nice lady and all, but she was eating fried chicken out a plastic bag for the majority of the ride, so...there's that.
Then when I got back to the city, I had the most unpleasant NYC experience thus far. I was so proud because I knew my route home and then there was a big scandal with the F train being backed up and not running. So, I'm walking all over the place trying to find one that's actually running or an alternate route, calling Hart, dealing with bad reception, finding out all the other trains I could take are not running because of weekend maintenance, not finding anyone working in their little subway booths, dripping sweat, carrying all my bags, and my shirt was riding up to expose my tummy, so I looked both haggard and slightly scandalous. I really cannot express in words how frustrating and awful this was. I was walking by all those gross souvenir shops and thinking "I do NOT heart NY!!!!!" By the time I reached Hart's, I was ready to book my flight home, but she made me laugh and turned my world around.
Today, I went to...(dramatic sound effect)...my first NY audition. Let's see...I was lucky number 279 - these non-union people are not messing around. I waited for eight or nine hours to sing for thirty seconds. I hadn't eaten. My throat was beyond dry. They are lucky I didn't fall over in front of them...although that probably would have made for a better story. Anyway, it was awesome. Tis the life. And on an extremely positive note - I saw Serena (who I haven't seen since the BHP!) and Jason and Morgan!!! It made my day totally worth it.
Additionally, I miss Harrison mucho.
Sorry my blog is so wordy and there are no photos and videos to break it up and entertain you. The fact is, I still don't know how to upload such things. And, even if I did, I have only taken one photo since I got here and that was of Hartleigh's rattail that I braided last night while we made cookies. I clearly have my priorities in the right place. I will vow, for your sake though, to try to learn this skill and perhaps to take better visual documentation of my time here and beyond.
I'm pretty caught up now. It would probably not be so intense if I kept up as I went. More to come, I'm sure.
Love,
Carolyn
ps. These are too long to proof-read right now. I apologize in advance for any errors.
Monday, March 8, 2010
Ok. I have a LOT of catching up to do...it's so overwhelming. I don't even know where to begin.
On Tuesday, I kissed Harrison good-bye and headed for the big bad apple. I was flying AirTran - which, even though I have been successfully transported by them many times, I do not believe is a real airline. Have you ever heard of them? No. I definitely thought it was a scam. During my layover in Milwaukee, a man tried to persuade me to open a frequent flyer account with the fake airline. I reluctantly agreed - because my mom told me to and I do (almost) everything she says. Anyway, this guy was being super ooky. First he complimented my drivers license photo - which is not a good photo. (For anyone who has not heard this story, the crazy woman taking the picture says in the most I-hate-my-life voice, "Look at the Santa and smile". She then proceeded to snap the photo right away. Moral of the story: I had still not found the Santa. I look cross-eyed and confused.) He also gave me a Deluxe 6-in-1 Travel Game Compendium (something which reminds me very much of Paul Sabala for some reason...) which included: Chess, Backgammon, Cribbage, Dominoes, Draughts, and you guessed it - Playing Cards. He said it was a free gift with signing up, but I have to say...I didn't any of the other sign ups receiving such a treasure. I hate to admit though, as sweet as his gesture was, my first thought was - "Does it look like I have room for this??" I'm not exactly a light packer...
I must continue. The fake airline finally got me to NYC - LaGuardia. And who was there to meet me, but the fabulous Hartleigh Buwick. She was returning from a whirlwind trip to Norman and we timed out our arrivals so we could share a cab. It was wonderful to be met with a hug from my Little Pants Buwick. Almost as wonderful as her sassing the cab-driver about the best way to get her house...really funny. Hart has been very generous to me - extending a wealth of hospitality to me and sharing her cute little Brooklyn apartment with me. We have had some great times giggling in bed and illuminating our faces with our cellular telephones. We're resourceful like that.
On Wednesday, Hartleigh and I ran some errands in the Chelsea area. Well...Hart ran errands and I tagged along and tried to soak it all in. I saw Gristedes which Katie's character mentioned in Ordinary Days!! We went to Chelsea market and walked around a little. So many bakeries...shucks. I have a knack for running into people I know - I think my total is 5 thus far - unplanned instances that is. I know people say it happens all the time and it's such a small world/business, but it never ceases to amaze me. Later, we went to see my Melisse in Astoria. What a glorious reunion - another moment where it felt totally normal to pick up with someone I hadn't seen in way too long. We have a lot to talk about and have only scratched the surface of our catching up, but I am loving every second of it. I needed to be nurtured. We watched American Idol, ate Hartleigh-original quesadillas, laughed, and cuddled. Much needed. So much love.
On Thursday, I got the distinct pleasure of meeting Harrison's Aunt Carolyn (we're great friends because of our great names) and Uncle John who were visiting NYC from Alaska. They are absolute gems and I was so happy to get the opportunity to spend quality time with them. We had breakfast and then ventured over to the museum of Natural History. The museum was astounding, although we felt very overwhelmed with knowledge. Literally, there was so much to see that I felt slightly numb by the time we left. I think all of our brains were on total overload. The Silk Road exhibit was really special though and we watched an IMAX movie with many gorgeous shots of upper-Midwest landscape which reminded me of home. (The movie was actually about saving sturgeon - something I care very little about, but I appreciated the scenic shots...) C&J also made an extremely generous contribution to the I-want-Carolyn-to-survive-in-NYC fund - a Subway map!!!! Without this donation, I would surely be wandering still. I wish our time here overlapped more, but it was great to see some familiar faces and be fed by their bright spirits if only for a few hours.
I met Hartleigh and Melissa later for a snack and then pad thai. Besides being yummy, this was a pretty large step forward for me, as it meant me navigating through the city and arriving at a specific destination on my own. I will have you know, I did it like a champ. There was a minor incident with a woman in a beehive wig feeding birds in front of me. This resulted in pigeons flying in my face and some innapropriately loud cussing on my part. I apologize to any readers this may offend, but it was really beyond my control. I spent another lovely night with Melisse. My friends are so kind and accomodating. I appreciate them so very much.
Like I said, an overwhelming amount of information to share...more to follow.
Love,
Carolyn
On Tuesday, I kissed Harrison good-bye and headed for the big bad apple. I was flying AirTran - which, even though I have been successfully transported by them many times, I do not believe is a real airline. Have you ever heard of them? No. I definitely thought it was a scam. During my layover in Milwaukee, a man tried to persuade me to open a frequent flyer account with the fake airline. I reluctantly agreed - because my mom told me to and I do (almost) everything she says. Anyway, this guy was being super ooky. First he complimented my drivers license photo - which is not a good photo. (For anyone who has not heard this story, the crazy woman taking the picture says in the most I-hate-my-life voice, "Look at the Santa and smile". She then proceeded to snap the photo right away. Moral of the story: I had still not found the Santa. I look cross-eyed and confused.) He also gave me a Deluxe 6-in-1 Travel Game Compendium (something which reminds me very much of Paul Sabala for some reason...) which included: Chess, Backgammon, Cribbage, Dominoes, Draughts, and you guessed it - Playing Cards. He said it was a free gift with signing up, but I have to say...I didn't any of the other sign ups receiving such a treasure. I hate to admit though, as sweet as his gesture was, my first thought was - "Does it look like I have room for this??" I'm not exactly a light packer...
I must continue. The fake airline finally got me to NYC - LaGuardia. And who was there to meet me, but the fabulous Hartleigh Buwick. She was returning from a whirlwind trip to Norman and we timed out our arrivals so we could share a cab. It was wonderful to be met with a hug from my Little Pants Buwick. Almost as wonderful as her sassing the cab-driver about the best way to get her house...really funny. Hart has been very generous to me - extending a wealth of hospitality to me and sharing her cute little Brooklyn apartment with me. We have had some great times giggling in bed and illuminating our faces with our cellular telephones. We're resourceful like that.
On Wednesday, Hartleigh and I ran some errands in the Chelsea area. Well...Hart ran errands and I tagged along and tried to soak it all in. I saw Gristedes which Katie's character mentioned in Ordinary Days!! We went to Chelsea market and walked around a little. So many bakeries...shucks. I have a knack for running into people I know - I think my total is 5 thus far - unplanned instances that is. I know people say it happens all the time and it's such a small world/business, but it never ceases to amaze me. Later, we went to see my Melisse in Astoria. What a glorious reunion - another moment where it felt totally normal to pick up with someone I hadn't seen in way too long. We have a lot to talk about and have only scratched the surface of our catching up, but I am loving every second of it. I needed to be nurtured. We watched American Idol, ate Hartleigh-original quesadillas, laughed, and cuddled. Much needed. So much love.
On Thursday, I got the distinct pleasure of meeting Harrison's Aunt Carolyn (we're great friends because of our great names) and Uncle John who were visiting NYC from Alaska. They are absolute gems and I was so happy to get the opportunity to spend quality time with them. We had breakfast and then ventured over to the museum of Natural History. The museum was astounding, although we felt very overwhelmed with knowledge. Literally, there was so much to see that I felt slightly numb by the time we left. I think all of our brains were on total overload. The Silk Road exhibit was really special though and we watched an IMAX movie with many gorgeous shots of upper-Midwest landscape which reminded me of home. (The movie was actually about saving sturgeon - something I care very little about, but I appreciated the scenic shots...) C&J also made an extremely generous contribution to the I-want-Carolyn-to-survive-in-NYC fund - a Subway map!!!! Without this donation, I would surely be wandering still. I wish our time here overlapped more, but it was great to see some familiar faces and be fed by their bright spirits if only for a few hours.
I met Hartleigh and Melissa later for a snack and then pad thai. Besides being yummy, this was a pretty large step forward for me, as it meant me navigating through the city and arriving at a specific destination on my own. I will have you know, I did it like a champ. There was a minor incident with a woman in a beehive wig feeding birds in front of me. This resulted in pigeons flying in my face and some innapropriately loud cussing on my part. I apologize to any readers this may offend, but it was really beyond my control. I spent another lovely night with Melisse. My friends are so kind and accomodating. I appreciate them so very much.
Like I said, an overwhelming amount of information to share...more to follow.
Love,
Carolyn
Friday, February 26, 2010
Wow! Three followers - well, technically two of them are Aaron, but I'm trying to boost my e-confidence, so I'm going to go ahead and say three...
I'm only posting to grieve another error of technology. You know when your computer makes you type the word that you see - (I don't know exactly why that is, and I don't particularly care...it's probably both important and beyond me.) Anyway, most of the time it's a legit word like 'happiness' or 'rabbit'...but then once in a while it's complete jibberish. For example, it just made me type 'cleade'. Cleade is not a word - I checked. And it makes the lettering so jumbly and skewed that I really worried I might get it wrong. I mean I sat there for a while before submitting my answer, thinking "It's usually a real word. Why wouldn't it be a real word this time...is it just messing with me...maybe that's an I...nope - still not a word..."etc. Don't worry - I got it right. But I just need a little consistency here!
I now have to go work on the finale number of a student-created mini-musical for which I am partially responsible. Translation: I have to attempt to choreograph/alter the lyrics of Oliver's OomPahPah so that they would be appropriate for a waffle festival celebrating the solution of the Handicapped Pet Shop explosion mystery. (You may or may not need to read that sentence again.) I realize it sounds like I'm making it up. I can assure you I'm not.
Wish me luck. I will need it.
Love,
Carolyn
I'm only posting to grieve another error of technology. You know when your computer makes you type the word that you see - (I don't know exactly why that is, and I don't particularly care...it's probably both important and beyond me.) Anyway, most of the time it's a legit word like 'happiness' or 'rabbit'...but then once in a while it's complete jibberish. For example, it just made me type 'cleade'. Cleade is not a word - I checked. And it makes the lettering so jumbly and skewed that I really worried I might get it wrong. I mean I sat there for a while before submitting my answer, thinking "It's usually a real word. Why wouldn't it be a real word this time...is it just messing with me...maybe that's an I...nope - still not a word..."etc. Don't worry - I got it right. But I just need a little consistency here!
I now have to go work on the finale number of a student-created mini-musical for which I am partially responsible. Translation: I have to attempt to choreograph/alter the lyrics of Oliver's OomPahPah so that they would be appropriate for a waffle festival celebrating the solution of the Handicapped Pet Shop explosion mystery. (You may or may not need to read that sentence again.) I realize it sounds like I'm making it up. I can assure you I'm not.
Wish me luck. I will need it.
Love,
Carolyn
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Remember when livejournal was so big during middle school-ish?? And I thought to myself - That's super weird. I'm never doing that... Well - I'm kind of doing that, although I promise to keep the emo to a minimum. And while I'm a little proud that I finally sat down to write this first post, I'm already frustrated because, frankly, my blog is ugly. I don't like ugly things and I have no idea how to fancify it like all my fancy friends. This is the primary reason I have waited so long to get this thing up and running...as most of you know, it could not have been for a lack of thoughts. I surely have no shortage of things to say. So, I guess I'll just whine publicly until someone shows me how to make it spiffy and personal. I suppose, at this point, I should just be grateful to have a working computer - (there was a minor boat-related accident that sent both me and my computer crashing to the floor...we're fine, if you ignore this hatch-burn armpit wound I'm nursing.)
Anyway, I don't expect this blog to be life-altering or even endlessly entertaining. I mainly only started it because Aaron was peer-pressuring me and I was starting to feel a little left out. But sometimes funny things happen to me and I like to tell stories of my many adventures. So...I guess if it can be even the slightest bit cathartic for me and can once in a while bring a smile to a reader's face, then it has served it's purpose. (Thanks to Hart for help with the url.)
I'm not nearly finished, but I don't want to overwhelm cyberspace. This was a big step. Stay tuned...
Love,
Carolyn
Anyway, I don't expect this blog to be life-altering or even endlessly entertaining. I mainly only started it because Aaron was peer-pressuring me and I was starting to feel a little left out. But sometimes funny things happen to me and I like to tell stories of my many adventures. So...I guess if it can be even the slightest bit cathartic for me and can once in a while bring a smile to a reader's face, then it has served it's purpose. (Thanks to Hart for help with the url.)
I'm not nearly finished, but I don't want to overwhelm cyberspace. This was a big step. Stay tuned...
Love,
Carolyn
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